I can't believe you posted this one.  It's so unflattering.

I thought you were taking me to an off-leash park.  

Why don't you trust me?

I dislike Mondays.

They won't pay for my juice cleanse, so I'm trying the raw food thing.

...but he never accepted my friend request.

I specifically asked for Keroppi.   

I think there's polyester in my sweater.

Please keep it down.  It was a crazy day at the dog park and I only got 14 hours of sleep last night.